A TRANEY STORY

A traney walks into a bar
orders a burger, “medium rare.”

The waiter asks, what kind
of cheese: cheddar, Swiss
provolone, or vegan cheese?”
“Vegan, please,” she says.

The waiter looks at her funny
“On a burger?” he asks.

She says, “Yes, I’m transitioning.”

A Poet Walks into a Bar ...

A poet walks into a bar, perhaps "The White House Grill" or "The Capitol," & asks the bartender for the Stimulus Package. The bartender brings out a topless dancer, charges the poet a $10 cover & raises the price of beers to $7.50.